That and 99 Cents Will Get You a Cup of Bad Coffee

-by DinoScapelli

We all know that stats are for losers, but here is a quick and dirty Patriots versus Iggles by the simplest numbers (numbers in parentheses are the league rank):

Offense:
Points per Game: NE 28.6 (2); PHI 25.9 (t-5)
Total Yards per Game: NE 394.2 (1); PHI 365.8 (7)
Rushing Yards per Game: NE 118.1 (10); PHI 132.2 (3)
Rushing Yards per Carry: NE 4.2 (12); PHI 4.5 (4)
Rushing TDs: NE 16 (6); PHI 9 (24)
Fumbles Lost: NE 4 (t-2); PHI 11 (t-25)
Passing Yards per Game: NE 276.1 (2); PHI 233.6 (13)
Passing Yards per Attempt: NE 7.9 (3); PHI 7.0 (14)
Passing TDs: NE 32 (3); PHI 38 (1)
Sacks Allowed: NE 35 (t-13); PHI 36 (16)
Interceptions Thrown: NE 8 (t-2); PHI 9 (t-6)
3rd Down Conversion Rate: NE 40.6 (10); PHI 41.7 (8)
4th Down Conversions: NE 8 of 13 (5); PHI 17 of 26 (3)
Red Zone Efficiency: NE 63.3% (3); PHI 65.0% (2)

Defense:
Points per Game: NE 18.5 (5); PHI 18.4 (4)
Total Yards per Game: NE 366.0 (29); PHI 306.5 (4)
Rushing Yards per Game: NE 114.8 (20); PHI 79.2 (1)
Rushing Yards per Carry: NE 4.7 (31); PHI 3.8 (6)
Rushing TDs Allowed: NE 6 (2); PHI 7 (t-3)
Fumbles Taken Away: NE 6 (t-23); PHI 12 (t-4)
Passing Yards per Game: NE 251 (30); PHI 227 (17)
Passing Yards per Attempt: NE 7.3 (25); PHI 6.5 (3)
Passing TDs Allowed: NE 24 (t-18); PHI 24 (t-18)
Sacks: NE 42 (t-7); PHI 38 (t-15)
Interceptions Taken Away: NE 12 (t-18); PHI 19 (t-4)
3rd Down Conversion Rate: NE 39.4 (21); PHI 32.2 (3)
4th Down Conversions Allowed: NE 10 of 23 (13); PHI 4 of 18 (1)
Opponents’ Red Zone Efficiency: NE 48.1% (8); PHI 50.0% (11)

Special Teams:
Field Goals Made (% rank): NE 37 of 40 (4); PHI 29 of 34 (t-16)
Field Goals Made 50+ Yards: NE 4 of 4 (t-9th most); PHI 6 of 7 (t-4th most)
Return Yards per Kickoff: NE 22.2 (12); PHI 19.7 (27)
Return Yards per Punt: NE 8.2 (18); PHI 8.9 (11)
Return Yards Allowed per Kickoff: NE 18.9 (3); PHI 21.6 (17)
Return Yards Allowed per Punt: NE 4.6 (4); PHI 6.8 (14)
Punts per Game: NE 3.6 (2); PHI 4.2 (9)
Net Yards per Punt: NE 41.6 (16); PHI 42.1 (12)
Punts Inside 20 Yard Line: NE 24 of 58 (t-25th most); PHI 21 of 67 (29th most)
Punts for Touchback: NE 3 (t-8th fewest); PHI 5 (t-16th fewest)

Make of these what you will.

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@MikeReiss
Tom Brady cuts off interview over barb at daughter. http://dlvr.it/QD7gBR

I’d have beat Alex Reimer’s @$$ if he spoke about my daughter the way he did about Tom’s. Brady’s a bigger man than me.

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mentioned below

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My situation was different, as I was in an apartment at the time, but I didn’t allow my kids to yell across the house to get my attention. They could walk into the same room I was in, and wait for a gap in the adult conversation if they needed me. My kids didn’t grow up rich, so they’ll have to interact with the world as equals. Tom’s kids will grow up rich, and can probably afford to be miserable brats. Different situation. Maybe Reimer was raised the same way? Maybe he’s just a young single guy who doesn’t like… Read more »

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You don’t call a kid a pissant on live radio. Especially the kid of one of your biggest regular guests.

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I’m confused why, out of nowhere, Shefter mentioned that Joe Judge is in the final year of his contract. I always thought assistant coaches were employees like you and me, and didn’t have contracts. Anyhow, someone on the Pats said that to Shefter, otherwise he never would have mentioned Judge. Head scratcher.

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Eagles supporters and pundits getting very chirpy about this match-up!

Falcons and Vikings are not the Pats!

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It’s easy to only watch your home team all year, think that nothing can withstand them, and develop a false sense of confidence. It’s why I don’t predict sportsball games.

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Alex Reimer needs to be fired. Classless fool.

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Because he mocked an annoying kid?

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You don’t insult someone’s child, especially with the words he used.

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Piss ant? That’s a childhood taunt. It’s a reflection of what he thinks of the parenting. It’s an opinion. We all do it all the time. Reimer is usually pretty good, in that he at least talks sports most of the time. Maybe he’s trying to raise his outraged fan production, so he can get back on the racist morning show.

Of all the problems on WEEI, with Minihane and Callahan going full racist every morning, never once talking about sports… Reimer is the least of their problems.

Edit:grammar

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Brady bailed on D&C this morning because of it

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Edit: I’m ranting about D and C, not to you specifically. Haven’t listened to the morning show for years. Which is a shame, because it’s the only radio station I get. Flip on the radio in the car, hear some racist crap, flip off the radio. I tried listening to an interview recently with one of the recent Patriots. I forget which one. They just trolled the guy about kneeling for the anthem, and why did he hate the troops, and why won’t he stand by his conviction, and discuss it now…until he ended the interview. So, ask yourself why… Read more »

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A post in one of my fantasy football leagues:

(Scott).

Patriots team that beat Atlanta was better. Eagles won’t choke. I think it’s ridiculous Philly’s an underdog. Patriots defense won’t hold up. Eagles defense is getting no respect. Eagles do what the Falcons choked. Eagles give the Patriots a beating.

It goes with out saying that Scott is an idiot. He’s awful at fantasy football too. He’s placed 10th, 11th, 12th & 12th the last 4 years.

I’m not sure if I should trash talk back now or let it sit until after the game.

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Why bother?

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Good question. I don’t know. I think he might be trying to get at me.

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Basically, Scott is the Indianapolis Colts of your fantasy league.

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There’s a lot of talk about how the Patriots will blow it this upcoming Sunday, but you’d be surprised at how many Eagles fans are scared of “going up against a Bill Belichick team”. I suppose that can’t be helped, but it’s completely different than the narrative I’ve been hearing all week on how the Pats will just lie over and take a beating.

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Browns are thinking about drafting Baker Mayfield #1.

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A disaster going to a disaster.

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This early in the process, they should be thinking about drafting any of the available QBs

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I still don’t know why anyone would want to coach a team owned by the Idiot Irsay.

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As long as he signs the checks and stays out of the way….

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One out of two isn’t bad.

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You sure he signs the checks?

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He probably doesn’t remember if he does or not.

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His staffers tell him that the checks are for new 3rd- and 4th place pennants for the stadium rafters.

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Hookers and cocaine.

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An Eagles fan modified Ernie Adams’ Wikipedia page saying he died next Sunday

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Adams_(American_football)

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So classy those Eagle fans.

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Sue there asses……..

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“(born c. 1953- died Feb.4th 2108)” That is about their I.Q. level.

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SB Sunday

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is Feb 4th 2108 SB Sunday? i havent looked at the 2108 calendar yet

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They had the year “2108” instead of “2018”. Not very bright of them.

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yeah it is actually a Sat. Ernie will be happy to know he is going to live that long

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Maybe the Pats saved his brain and placed it in stasis.

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Ha! Didn’t even notice that

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They’re just afraid of the pink stripes.

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This surprised me:

” Just four players in this run — QB Tom Brady, safeties Devin McCourty and Patrick Chung, and tackle Nate Solder — played in at least 40% of Patriots regular season snaps in 2014, 2016, and 2017. “

http://www.footballperspective.com/the-new-patriots-dynasty-and-its-core-four/

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NFL network replaying the pro bowl. who would watch that?

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I would rather watch the Puppy Bowl.

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Surprised they recorded it.

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Rather quiet for one week away.

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Pro Bowl Sunday = quiet.

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Who won? The concession folks?

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The guy selling umbrellas.

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one week from now we’ll all be inevitably reaching critical panic mode as the game will be fully underway and both teams will be in a decent flow…

can’t get here fast enough

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

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I’ve been in panic mode since Tuesday

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Maybe I should have a NorthShore Prozac-O-Meter prediction.

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I plan on taking 5 mg of lorazepam on Sunday. Keeping my options open to take another 5 by halftime.

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I have been unusually calm.

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I think I found Jim’s wife on twitter

are a Girl’s Best Friend
‏@PitChick0202

Replying to @FitzyGFY
Would be nice not to have to pop TUMS like candy after a bowl of chili as we watch TB12 bring the Pats back from the brink!

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that’s just Jim masquerading as a woman online

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Browns LB Joe Schobert picked up his first win of the season today in the Pro Bowl. Congrats!

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I bet Mac has a costume like that———————–> 🙂

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Saw this discussion on James Harrison below. He’s a FA after the SB. Best part is Steelers sould.still pay him for 2018. $250K which forms the remaining signing bonus. If he signs a 1 yr $1m contract with the Pats, I’m sure they would take him.

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I think it’s going to depend if Harrison wants to be in NE.

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He’ll sell them on ebay if he moves on.

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Garropolo?

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Someone needed a new car?

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Unless someone offers him a lot of money, in that case no.

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I find it hard to believe that there will be takers for a 40 year old LB.

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There is always Cleveland.

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If JH wants to stay in NE then I’m sure BB will keep him. We’ve seen guys like Seau (bless his soul) play in their late 30s, so I doubt age will be much of a factor for Harrison

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Note to Dino: What if you don’t buy coffee?

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Only sand people and underground mole people don’t buy coffee.

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There’s lousy herbal tea also.

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Episode 2 of Tom vs Time was excellent. I loved the Tom House part. I was just looking at a book my Dad got me in 1992. Nolan Ryans Pitchers Bible written in part by Tom House.

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Who was the guy that Tom went to before House??

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Martinez, I think?

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That’s right.

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But of course.

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Similar to the qualifications to be Johnny Carson’s wife: Jody, Joanne, and Joanna.

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Didn’t need to change the monograms on the towels.

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Martinez he passed away. He was from the bay

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You can get a burger and fries at the NHL All-Star game for $15. I thought that was outrageous at first, but then I found out that you get to keep the cardboard tray as a souvenir.

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Bronze it.

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Broncos are going to trade Talib- that should be interesting.

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comment image?f0e9e2b7

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I think I just heard fans booing.. at the probowl.. they’re booing a game they literally have no rooting interest in. Impressive.

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I tried to watch the probowl.. but doing the dishes seemed way more appealing. In hindsight, it was. New suggestion to make the probowl better.. make the whole game only last one half.

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Or zero halfs.

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GENIUS

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Big Ben threw a 79-yard pick-6. Ben and Tomlin immediately threw Haley under the bus.

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Numerous calls for me to be neutered.

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why did i look

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No one is watching the Pro Bowl? 🙂

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I’m watching the final of Handball EuroCup: Spain vs Sweden

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Kinda 🙂

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I never do.

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I saw Tom vs Time part 2.

So far I like the series.

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Agreed. Cool to see a different side of him. Also like that they throw in sound bites of Felger and Kellerman to remind everyone what idiots they are.

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I thought it could be too preachy about TB12 the book and his business but it hasn’t been. It was kind of struck the right mix between football , training and home scenes.

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Definitely a lot of subliminal advertising but the parts about him training and watching game film and getting pissed after the loss are great.

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Am I the only one here that is also very curious about what his home looks like? May be because I should be closing on a place next month. That stuff is on my mind.

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I know exactly what his house looks like (in a non-stalker way). It’s like a friggin castle. When I worked at a car dealer he was obviously the most famous customer and I got to drop it off there since they knew I was a huge Pats fan. He lives in Chestnut Hill, completely gated off and like a 40 yard narrow gravel driveway to get to the driveway. Have to go through some private college and security gate just to get to the neighborhood. There is a main house (where his office is) and a guest house across the… Read more »

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And now we know why he calls himself MrLucky.

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I was never so nervous driving a car. Didn’t get to meet him, just his manager or whoever the guy was. Also almost ran over his dogs.

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See? Lucky.

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http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/5729/rob-gronkowski

More good news today as Brown was back at practice.

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James Harrison is a FA at the end of this year. He was not picked up on waivers by the Pats. He went unclaimed. Signed a 1 year deal at pro rated vet min.

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Thanks – that makes two strikes on Hugo

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a third and he is fired

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Anyone know if Langhi is expected to be back at full strength next season?

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you stalking his woman? or not flat enough?

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Gronk, Wise, and Brown all on the field to start practice. Team health trending in the right direction.

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Burkhead is in solitary confinement this week, strapped to a gurney like Hannibal Lecter

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Gronk will certainly be activated for SB, but the question is if the lingering sensitivity will allow him to make it through the game. And if he misses any important catches by looking ahead or ducking.

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So name me other player that had to come out in their first game back from a concussion? Correct me if I am wrong but i don’t think it happens a lot.

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Does the impressive QB free agent list, plus one or two on the block (Alex Smith) help the Pats? Maybe less teams will be looking to draft one?

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Do the teams that lose a QB in FA end up drafting one though? It may be a zero sum game.

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*It

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True, but I was thinking about teams who would otherwise be desperate to take a QB in 1st rd

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Great comparisons. A lot of what you expect from the 2 1-seeds. But, before last week we heard all about the Jags being the best Defense, now people all talk as if the Eagles were always the best Defense. I’d like to see the side by side of Eagles/Jags. The one caveat with Eagles D stats, is that they have an offense to help keep opposing offenses off the field and in catch up mode. It’s actually similar to Patriots. So again, the importance of starting well for our Offense this SB is never more urgent.

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You mean you want a SB where Brady scores in the first quarter?

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I took it as point in time, not team/location. But doubt BB will bring him back next year. Rivers will be back, maybe draft choice this year too.

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No way Harrison isn’t back next year. He’s slated to make the vet minimum.

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He might be able to get more elsewhere

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He’s under contract though. He’d have to force his way out.
Remember, we claimed him off waivers. So we got his contract.

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Thanks – I assumed he was a FA

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I think if he were to come back to the Patriots he would want a little more. This was probably a one time at the end of the year offer.
Don’t get me wrong I don’t think it will be a huge contract but not the league minimum for 17 weeks.

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Yes (re Rivers’ injury)

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Interesting comment from Andy Hart to the right, which never occurred to me.

Eagles fans treated Vikings fans horribly last week. Payback is a bitch this week.

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2b. The Patriots will be using the Vikings’ practice facility, while the Eagles will be practicing at the University of Minnesota. One twist to potentially keep an eye on: Will the large ceiling fans that hang low at the Vikings’ facility affect practice work for kicker Stephen Gostkowski and punter Ryan Allen? It did for the Vikings, who did the bulk of their kicking work at U.S. Bank Stadium and often didn’t kick off when they went through their situational work.-Reiss 2c. In part because of that, the Vikings are moving into a new practice facility in a few months.… Read more »

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Kickers will be practising out in the parking lot in the cold. What’s best for the team etc.

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@Cqrun My dad and I found a nice dealership 30 mins away with a lot of nice deals on cars. Going there on monday

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did I miss something?

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My folks and I decided to buy a new car in September, but dad wanted to renew his insurance policy (with a new company) before we bought the car. So here we are

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What car are you looking at?

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It’s a 2011 Ford Focus.

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Ah. Forget my post above. Thought you were going new (2018)

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FWIW, I drove one of those as a rental many years ago. Hardly any pickup. Something to keep in mind.

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Just FYI someone I know sold a 2015 focus se with 12K miles to carmax for usd 7K last month. That was the best deal they found. I thought that was low but the Kelly Blue Book values were not too far off.

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So you might be able to find a private sale for less than a dealer.

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Maybe do a car wanted ad on FB.

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Remember, Invoice – incentives is your starting point.

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Very nice. Good luck with it!
Does that mean the Mazda3 you were eyeing is gone?

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Thanks again for your input the other day, btw.

And no, actually, it’s still there. The dealership that Mazda is in, I suspect, is sort of quiet so it hasn’t garnered that much attention. But still, this model is typically $5000 more expensive than the price I’m seeing right now.

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Not a problem. $5K cheaper? Sounds suspicious to me…

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Canadian $

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Then not as bad 🙂 You could probably get a good deal on that one.

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I wonder what Marcus Not-So-Smart is thinking right about now.

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honestly.. if it’s more than a half-court shot– I want HIM taking it!

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Really? Are we talking about teh same guy?

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He has the highest made percentage of *complete bullsh*t* shots.. Do I want him taking a ‘programmed’ 3? HELL NO.. but he knows how to BS.

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Haha…ok. I love his all-around game. I just wish he’s shoot a little less.

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When you do an essay last-minute but you’re not sure what to write about so you end up saying random stuff

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That’s pretty much why Smart ends up shooting the ball.

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Game over.

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Maybe not.

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soft call

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The greatest shot Del Curry ever made was into Sonya.

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they totally missed the pick block on curry’s drive to the basket there.. BOOOOOO

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Really close game!

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It’s the superbowl.. this game is going to be close, it behooves the NFL financially.. (I’ve been waiting all day to use that in a sentence)

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It would behoove you to put down the flight simulators and read a book boney.. (BAM, 2 times!)

MattDog #FreeBoney
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I just read “Gronk’s back” and fainted!

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Don’t worry, you can still see Gronk’s back when he’s filming a movie with BiBi 🙂

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NewEnglandBlight

The title of that movie is.. “He gronked me up the gronk”

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I cant unsee that.. For a second I thought I clicked on a link I shouldn’t have..

MattDog #FreeBoney
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MattDog #FreeBoney

I was traumatized by 2 girls, 1 cup. This is something different. Something…much, much worse!!

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Mattsky

Somebody posted a link to that at the ESPN blog once. Clicking on that was a mistake.

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Yeah, I was watching Tosh.0 on comedy central. They were like, “we can’t show you this but we are gonna show you the audience reaction.” I was like “I have to see this!”…totally regretted it.

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I went in to work the next day and showed all of my guy friends. I didn’t want to be alone! 🙁

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I was once lured into watching that video. Fortunately for me, I’ve always had a strong stomach and made it through

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NewEnglandBlight

WHAT THE HELL IS WESTBROOK WEARING!? IM TRAUMATIZED

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NewEnglandBlight

Chauncey Billups and Paul Pierce may be onto something with the Celtics.. they need to get their offense in check.

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MattDog #FreeBoney

WTF was Russell Westrbook wearing!?!