For Bristol, Sports and Clicks, Is This the Beginning of the End?

-by DNOMN8R314

“Hell is unnamed sources.” Jean-Paul Satire

The January 5 release of a Seth Wickersham article has led to rampant speculation that ESPN may lose its title of “Worldwide Leader in Sports” as early as this year, say several anonymous sources.

Sources say Wickersham’s article, coming on the heels of another round of personnel layoffs, is a sign of ESPN’s decline.

One source cites the recent snowstorm as the cause of the article’s release, claiming that several employees were snowed in at work when the blizzard struck Bristol.

“Seth was supposed to go to Foxboro to speak with more unnamed sources,” says the unnamed source. “But there was no way he was getting out of those drifts, so he had to finish the thing overnight.”

With the inevitable decline of ESPN on the horizon, sources say new networks based on all seven continents intend to compete for the title of “Worldwide Leader in Sports.”

One source based in Antarctica says that the plan for competition will consist of a battle royale to the death.

“The working title is the Battle for Unending Leisure Scoops and Hot Takes,” the source says. “It’s not the best acronym in the world, but it will do.”

Wall-to-wall coverage of this decline can be seen 24/7 on ESPN2.

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Well, you would think with no Pats game this weekend the BSJ TUMS-O-METER would take a break. Far from it. There are still games to fret about that will determine who the Pats will play on Jan. 13. That being said, this week’s prediction is 1/2 bottle of TUMS.

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Yup.. gettin by.. lookin forward to tomorrow!

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geetin by is good. i have been doing it too long. time for a change

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I’m inventing cocktails and planning a trip to Vegas.. cause f**k it!

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sounds good. enjoy

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just got home from work… cooking dinner… and i have to be back at work at 8am… fridays suck

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truth… i actually do work 7 days a week lol

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still a tennis coach?

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yep… still grinding haha

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thats wild

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id rather be filthy rich and not have to work

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i dont hate it every day… but there are stretches where its just mentally exhausting… especially being a source of therapy for so many people who want someone to tell them how great they are haha

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everyone who plays tennis thinks they are better than they really are

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yeah like Milos

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not only that… but I’ve also found that a lot of them think they can improve and play at a level much better than what they’ll ever realistically achieve

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im the best underhand server in the game

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you going to be able to catch the game?

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yeah im done by like 5 tomorrow… so i’ll be home and ready to go… got plenty of liquid luck on hand haha

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good to hear

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i normally take off if the game is on during work hours too haha… one of the benefits of my job is I can be fairly flexible with my schedule day to day

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Much is being made about taking Henry out of the game and the way I think the Patriots do this is by coming out on offense at a fast pace trying to get out to a quick lead. Not only should it limit the Titans offense play calling but it has the added bonus of putting pressure on Mariotta to try to keep up which is advantage Patriots.

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I think if the Pats win the coin toss they will want the ball first.

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all the pats fans are tucked in bed

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not yet

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is it saturday yet

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Nope, just contemplating how the iron in my blood comes from supernovae……..

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What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain
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If you need some snack suggestions while you are watching the game tomorrow just ask but stay away from Tide PODs. 🙂

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Kids are really doing this: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/tide-pods-challenge-newest-deadly-trend-teenagers-article-1.3753555

What happens to teenagers drinking beer and smoking weed ?

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at work one of the things we do is investigate pesticide illnesses. About 80 percent of them involve adults and children getting sick from bleach. lot of dumb people out there

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What about moth balls? I bet some people don’t see the harm in them.

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never seen that but wouldnt surprise me

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I wonder if Dev is getting some inside info from his twin bro.

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“Marcus Mariota’s favorite color… is green!”

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Patriots wear super-rare green 4th jersey to attract Marcus Mariota interceptions!

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Per source, Steelers WR Antonio Brown is currently expected to be a game-time decision. Calf injury is still an issue.

uh oh!

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I thought Tomlin said he looked great in practice? That liar!

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Trippy Tomlin- never!!

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I think he will be a decoy for the start of the game, then out.

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Tomorrow’s weather is gonna be freaky: mid-50s in the early morning, mid-20s at kickoff, low-20s by game’s end on its way to mid-teens. I will be working in it until late-afternoon. Gotta bring layers of clothing. I’ll end up like a Russian nesting doll.

Good night, you immoderate spoiler spouters!!!

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How’s the cat Dino??

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Cute, but he isn’t very good at using the litter box! Hangs it outside when pooping sometimes, then scratches the sides of the box and the adjacent bathtub instead of the litter. Oh, dear.

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He’ll catch on.

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Doesn’t that just post as a url and not an image though? I see some people posting images?

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Ahhh, it worked!

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Who’s paddling?

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Bolden!

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Not my best work but I was trying to do it quickly.

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Oh, I see the connection now! Timing is everything….

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httpsxxx://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/519GwdDFgGL._SL1000_.xxxjpg

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Willie McGinest is the all time post-season leader in sacks? Wowz.

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He looks like he could still play.

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He’s a large man

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Huge hands.

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Unlike Donald Trump.

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I don’t care to think about that person- ever.

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4 more years?

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Do I have to moderate you guys?

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Just tell them how to post an image!!

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God help us.

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Alan Branch, James Harrison, Elandon Roberts, Kyle van Noy, Rex Burkhead, James White

My Y-Factories

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* and James Harrison!

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Y the hell not?

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Y?

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Run the ball + pass it to the RBs + stop the run = win the game

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Sounds pretty simple.

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if Patricia gets hired by the giants I’m going to be obligated to call them the Patty and ShEli show.

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Man, Jim’s in denial about Malcolm Mitchell.
OTOH, if Mitchell ever plays this season, he will be so insufferable that we can’t use the Boyce thing on him anymore.

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Hugo’s probably wondering what we’re up to in The Nile.

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Then move to Florida together and take up tandem paddle boarding?

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Nantucket.

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How do you post an image?

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You’re asking the wrong person.

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Was hoping somebody would chime in (Bones?)

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Ask Dino.

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Easy without the spoiler: just post the URL for the image.

Within a spoiler,
[xspoiler title=”Title “] (URL) only without the x – keep the space after the title!

Then finish it with [/spoiler]

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Eric Clapton has announced that he is losing hearing and will most likely be deaf soon.

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Sad. Although the way he played last time I saw him, makes me wonder if he was already deaf

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Must be painful for a musician.

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This will be my cause of death~

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Heard he also has nerve damage

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I find it funny how people point to the last Miami game as some sort of blueprint for beating the Pats. If it were a blueprint, Miami would be able to carry it out in games that aren’t in Miami in Dec/Jan.

It’s not a blueprint…it’s The Twilight Zone

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It’s a blue print when we’re missing a ton of other offensive weapons, including Gronk.

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I’m convinced the Pats use that game as a practice session, where they implement some offensive thing they want to work on, and stick with it the entire game, no matter what the defense is showing them. This year, it was the deep pass. Last year, it was runs right up the middle.

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I couldn’t disagree any more.

I think this is based on it only being Tennessee. This is a playoff game and if the Patriots don’t take the Titans seriously than they could lose. I hear BB say all the time that teams don’t change who the are in week 17 and it this case the playoffs in week 19.

The Patriots a game plan team aimed at a defenses weaknesses and I don’t this week will be and different.

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I was referring to the late season Dolphin games, not the Titans.

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Sorry .

Even in that game I don’t agree it just doesn’t seem to me that the way Belichick coaches.

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Well, I have no insider information, but it sure seems like stubbornness when he takes half the playbook off the table for the late season games.

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Patriots 27
Titans 16

Go Patriots .

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Reasonable score.

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Steve Palazzolo
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Matthew Stafford’s game grades ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mr. Consistent.

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Please tell me this is real…that’s an awesome graph.

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It’s real

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This is what the spoiler box was made for.

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24 – 26 degress is not that cold. If you live in New England and are climatized to wintery conditions, it’s quite comortable. I don’t think it’ll really even bother Tennessee.

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It gets cold in Tenn.- I doubt it’ll be a factor.

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It ‘s cold if you are a player or a fan that has to be in it for 3 to 4 hours.

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I’m seeing a high of 56 and a low of 11 overnight. Could be much different conditions from the first half to the second.

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I am hearing that the temp to start the game will be in the 20’s. The hig of 56 will be in the morning and will go down after that.

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Malcolm Mitchell will play in the AFC CG and SB this year!

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I’d be shocked. I don’t think they hold players back in the playoffs because they don’t think they’ll need them. If he was ready by now and they thought he was more valuable than Britt/Dorsett, he’d be playing. I think his only chance is if someone gets hurt.

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Prepare to be shocked.

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Don’t get me wrong, I’d be happy…just shocked.

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Prepare to be shocked and happy. 🙂

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2 in pink 1 in the stink?

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You’re a riot. 🙂

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:)
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2 in the flapper, 1 in the crapper?

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No- he won’t.

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It’s like saying Boyce will play with JG next year- not ever happening 🙂

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JG is the reason Boyce got cut in NE! Jimmy did him no favors during the preseason that year. Throwing up garbage passes that Boyce couldn’t grab.
yes, I still hold a grudge…

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Tells a lot about a WR when you can’t make the hapless Colts.

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hey, they once cut Andre Johnson too. 🙂 The Colts front office never has been accused of being shrewd

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Sure- blame it on the coaches 🙂

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They also cut Dion Lewis 🙂

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No one said they were bright.

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That’s why I love you, wyo!

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Looks like a good throw to me…

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Good ol stone hands!!

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It wasn’t a drop, Cali! Even Jdog knows that!

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I’m pretty sure they credited him with a drop.

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You can’t call a pass that never touches his hands, a drop.

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It’s hard for those heavy stone hands to clasp together to catch the ball.

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Slippery too.

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:(
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It’s ok- TB12 had a beer after he was cut- broke his own rules 🙂

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It wasn’t a catch either 🙂

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Malcolm Mitchell won’t play Saturday because he wasn’t activated off IR. —->
I thought they had until like 4:30 hours before kickoff to do that?

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Did Kenny Britt play for the Titans??

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yup. i think so

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That’s a little awkward….Matty P and JMD are finalists for the Giants HC job —>

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cage match?

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I think Matty P would win.

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i shudder at the thought of those two getting in a ring wearing lycra. This was a bad idea

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I know. You’d prefer them to wear wool

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dammit. ewe got me there

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what can I say. i’m the goat

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Do they serve that at Olive Garden?

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Is there bad weather in Tenn.? Titans plane left 3 hours late.

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Titans vs. Patriots. Never Satisfied. Not Done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl9FFUhWP7E

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Hey Smack, what do you think about Atlanta United spending $15 on Ezequiel Barco, 18 year old from Argentina? MLS never buys up and coming players usually just players ready for retirement. It’s a lot of money but if they sell him in a couple years it could be a good investment. Know anything about him?

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I’ll buy 18 of those at $15 apiece.

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Much better than overspending on washed players

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Yeah, it’s nice to see an MLS team try to do things like the rest of the world. I hope Bob Kraft is taking notice.

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Arthur Blank is a great owner. ATLUTD will change MLS forever

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I don’t think MLS has the money to invest on up and coming players (who would rather look for better contract in Europe) or the structure to fully develop young talents

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Amen to that

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Dynamic (world class) dribbler, decent passer and shooter, not very physical, goes down easily with contact, but he should improve that with age. That ATL midfield is going to be ridiculously good this season.

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Still think Patricia will be the next Giants HC.

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What’s up with McD? Is he going to end up staying?

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Let’s hope SF loses the coin toss and has to choose 10th in the 1st round,.

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Whatever happens happens.

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Que Sera Sera

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Awesome that Hayward is off his boot/brace. I wonder how long until he can start playing. Would be awesome if he comes back this season.

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Think Ainge and Stevens have already put the kibosh on that dream

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I thought they weren’t going to say one way or the other. They made it seem like he’s going to come back on his own pace and sometimes they have to ease him up a bit.

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Guess it was more Stevens than Ainge. Stevens said that nothing has changed in Hayward’s timeline. The boot was always scheduled to come off around this time.

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Someone mentioned that they don’t want to say he’ll return for a couple reasons. 1) Better safe than sorry…better to say that he won’t and he does, than say he will then he doesn’t.
2) They want the exemption so they can sign someone.

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Only a little over 28 hours until kickoff!!! Is it too soon to start getting “lubed up”?

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nope

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You might want to use a different phrase 😉

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I know that phrase has scarred you after going camping with wyo.

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I thought Brady was your hero?

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Even TB12 makes mistakes from time to time

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ummmmmmm…….

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NTTAWWT

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Brady’s choice of words…he’s obviously not a drinker.

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Brady and Jerry Jones are trying to bring back the glory hole days!

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Tom Brady’s definition of “lubed up.” Not Camping with Wyo “lubed up”

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Camping with wyo……

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Definitely one of my finest photoshops on here.

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Its just perfect

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hahaha!!!
ahh, i missed this.

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Chill! The Titans might win but they’re not going to rape you, I promise.

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It’s not rape if it’s consensual

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I will never consent to being sodomized by a Titan. And don’t say I was asking for it because I was wearing jorts and a Titans half-shirt!

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You surely will Remember the Titans…

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For me, it will be a Training Day.

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On Sunday morning, I will be a Man on Fire.

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Marcus Mariota will be the Inside Man.

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watch out, you’re having way too much fun with this fantasy

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Jdog is usually awesome at this but he’s leaving me hanging. I guess he hasn’t seen too many Denzel movies.

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Don’t worry. He won’t forget to fluff you.

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You can have all the Glory of these puns

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Ohhhhh, there he is!

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Paul Kuharsky✔@PaulKuharskyNFL
#Titans just took off from Nashville after delay of about three hours.

BB messing with the weather again

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They will be getting frozen gatorade this time

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Gatorade slushie sounds good right now.

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Are the Pats practicing? The twitter parrots have not yet started sending duplicated tweets

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I’m having difficulties posting from a laptop and some comments are vanishing

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Guess they don’t like pats fans around DC

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Hmmm- Broncos staff requesting that Baker Mayfield be put on their team for the Senior Bowl- isn’t that cheating??

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The next Johnny Manziel?

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Is he the baker or is he baked?

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I knew you wanted him for the Pats. Pats will keep Harrison around just to deal with Mayfield if he acts up.

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Hello…

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what’s the panic level for this Sat?

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Gotta ask BSJ. I’m already over medicated so everything is zen

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Don’t tell MAC,i’ll just feed the baby to Dingo. Win-win

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you sound like me!

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Jim is just going to bring a TV to the TUMS factory and watch the game there.

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That’s genius-level stuff, Cali.

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I am what I am 🙂

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My last order a couple days ago for lightning cables and wall chargers was not taxed. Today I bought a raincoat for my dog and it was taxed.

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a raincoat for your dog? that should get the Triple Pansy Tax

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he must use his Hello Kitty umbrella for that

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a good general image, although the eyes are not slanty enough

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Dude, I don’t want the dog to get soggy. I like texture…

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NTTAWWT

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I’ve informed the IRS on your behalf

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They still charge tax but it does depend on something. I was just charged tax today for something. I think they don’t charge tax for blow up dolls

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yes, Trump’s first legislative act was the passage of the Blow-up Doll Tax Credit

#MAGA

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did you forget that you moved to Delaware? get with it, Bones!

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if Hogan is active, and the choice for the last WR (not counting Slater) is Britt or Dorsett, I would have Britt active, for Red Area threat. Titans DBs are quick but small. Give me as many big targets as possible for Brady.

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I assume Britt is a better blocker so I’d go with him. Hopefully neither plays a whole lot of snaps. Cooks, Hogan, and DA should be plenty.

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Britt is actually a pretty good run blocker for a diva WR but Hogan is better

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I would not imagine many snaps at all for the WR4 in this game. I was merely comparing skill sets of Britt vs Dorsett in relation to the matchup with the skill sets of the Titans DBs

In the Red Area, a passing set, for example, of Gronk Britt Dola Hogan White would be very very hard for the Titans D (specifically) to defend

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Yeah, this isn’t a wide receivers game. This is a show-run-and-pass kinda game.

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he did go back to Britt later though

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lack of chemistry and proper Patriot route running was to be expected. they’ve had a lot more time to work out those kinks by now.

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Britt was wrong though..

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I gotta say this weekend is jammed packed with some great games but the one I’m really interested in is the Jags/Steelers. I really want to see how Jacksonville responds to all the blatant disrespect by some Steelers players continually looking past them and focusing on NE.

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Saints Vikes should be great

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I would love nothing more than for Jax to upset Pitt. I would love to hear Pitt eat some crow…although they probably would say, “the better team didn’t win”

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that’s their motto

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I think this is a game where the Pats secondary gets 2 picks off Mariotta. Pats are gonna start fast and in trying to catch up he will force some throws that will be ill-advised.

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I think this is also a game that if the Pats win the toss, they elect to receive.

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Over or under, 80 yds for Henry?

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Over

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over

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I actually will say Under. If Pats jump out to a lead, Mariota will likely need to pass/scramble for yards.

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BB’s number one focus is to take away Henry and they will set the edge on him all game. I think it will be under as well with Harrison and KVN making some big plays.

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Right on. I think Stopping Henry will have to be the main focus.

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it will definitely be the main focus. but even so, I still think Henry will go for over 80 yards.

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I think Over, but only because he manages to make one or two big runs, but is mostly contained, otherwise.

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right, I’m thinking the same, one or two huge gains. I’d be very surprised if that did not happen, given the inadequacies of our Front 7.

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Our defense struggles against RBs that are quick and “make you miss”. Henry is more of a Blount-like power back. Don’t let him get a head of steam and they’ll be fine.

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he’s way faster and bigger than Blount. In general, I agree with you, but I still feel that Henry will get his this Sat, because if the Titans want to win, they have no choice but to feed him early and often.

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Max Kellerman is now comparing Tom’s last 5 games to Peyton Manning’s season last year.

*sigh*

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those straws are dangling juuuuuuuuuuust out of his grasp

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Such a punchable face

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Well, hopefully Brady lights it up over the next 3 games so he can eat his words until next season and repeat the cycle once more.

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“He’s at the edge of the cliff”.