The Bad Month

-by rondo723

Screw you, July. Your namesake Julius Caesar is aghast at your modern existence. You swoop, wholly uninvited, into the middle of our calendar year. Your fat feet track in unconscionable humidity which permeates our meager summer rags and glues us unceremoniously to bus seats and park benches. What monstrous slight did you commit to the Sun to make him beat down on us so? Have we not been adequately penitent in the winter months? The smarting welts left on our hands by the snow shovel; the thin facial cuts sliced by an icy wind; were they in vain?

July, you are National Hot Dog month in the United States and this is exceedingly appropriate, for you are a sordid amalgam of the cast-off dregs that other months would never deign to claim. Your one calling card, Independence Day in the U.S., has been reduced to a tawdry spectacle of artery clogging and vacant gazing at cheap, meaningless pyrotechnics. Holidays in other months are refined and steeped in healthy national tradition. On July 4th, a once-proud nation turns its weary eyes to multi-stomached human parodies who inhale tubes of unidentifiable meat for ten minutes. What else do you have? Bastille Day? Come on.

A perusal of famous July birthdays turns the stomach more than an unending stream of hot dogs could. You boast a veritable pu-pu platter of presidents (Coolidge, Ford), lesser versions of presidents (George W. Bush, John Q. Adams), comical candidates (Bob Dole, George McGovern), and iconic snafus (Monica Lewinsky). You have the worst Beatle (Ringo), the least successful Friends (Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow), villainous owners (Al Davis, George Steinbrenner), an eternal supply of steroids (Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Sly Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger), and O.J. freaking Simpson. And yes, I skipped all of the decent folks because I hate you, July.

Above all, you are audacious. You inflict us with heat and sleaze and possibly steroids, but you do not relent. You are The Bad Month, July, because you take away our football. You heave us into a vacuum devoid of NFL news and happenings. April, May, and June whet our appetites for a delicious, tantalizing new season. Our mouths are dripping, our eyes our wide, our bodies are ready. And July replaces our plump main course with a tepid tray of hot dogs. July, may you be stricken from the calendar anon! Bring on training camp!

(PS: I LOVE hot dogs)

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DNOMN8R314
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NEW POST
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I’m doing DNOM job πŸ™‚

Mike Reiss βœ” @MikeReiss
LB David Harris has switched numbers. He is now No. 45. Was previously assigned 51. This takes him back to Michigan days, when he wore 45.Report

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I followed up.
Matt Monitto‏ @TeamCrazyMatt 9s
Correspondingly, Damarius Travis has changed to No. 35, sharing the digits with Mike Gillislee.Report

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i was just kidding πŸ™‚Report

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Can Whitehead sue the police for misidentification and racism?Report

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

The Dallas Outlaws cut a guy because he is innocent. πŸ™‚Report

Dingo
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Lucky Whitehead was cut by the Cowboys after being arrested for petty got arrested the wrong guy. Meanwhile, they still are standing behind Zeke Elliot. At best, Dallas is entertaining to follow…Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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This story is wild! The guy they arrested knew his DOB and SSN.Report

Calipatsfan3473
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They’re a train wreck as far as off field issues go.Report

Saturn III
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It gets better, the cops dropped the charges, Lucky was part of mistaken identity lol.Report

Calipatsfan3473
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All around weird situation.Report

dyims
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What’s up with tamba hali taking shots at the Pats/????>>>>>>>>>>>>>Report

Dingo
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He was disgruntled over his role a few days ago, as well. Could be the PEDs talking.Report

Neil X
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He’s just helping BB motivate the team for game 1.Report

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Looks like the guy is just a little bit excited on his Twitter accountReport

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Is it football season yet???Report

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Almost there…Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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@TAGlobe #AaronHernandez had about $200K in 2 retirement accounts; home sale fell through after buyer balked at media glare
AH earned about $12 million in the NFL from 2010 through 2012. Took him about 6 years to spend it all. On avg that’s a rate of $166,666 per month.Report

Neil X
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Well in his case, that all went to his lawyers.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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Crazy. All that work and the girlfriend doesn’t even get her money.
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Unreal how quickly most go broke.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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Obviously it gets spent in chunks (legal fees, houses, cars, drugs, at night clubs, whatever). But per day, that’s ~$5,480. Can you imagine spending that kind of money in day? It’s wild.Report

Neil X
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Don’t forget, his effective income tax rate is near 50%, so you need to factor that in.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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I wasn’t thinking about taxes, but I wouldn’t have known it was that high either! I always assumed you had to own a business and be double taxed to get that high.Report

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No I couldn’t – that is some wild ish. I am quite frugal so it blows my mind.Report

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I decided to take a stab at the Pats picker and it’s tough. Didn’t know who to make a surprise cut so I took the “safe” picks with no surprise cuts. QB (3) T.Brady, J.Garoppolo, J.Brissett RB (5) M.Gillislee, J.Develin, D.Lewis, R.Burkhead, J.White WR (6) J.Edelman, C.Hogan, B.Cooks, M.Mitchell, M.Slater, D.Amendola TE (3) R.Gronkowski, D.Allen, M.Lengel C (1) D.Andrews G (3) S.Mason, J.Thuney, T.Karras T (4) N.Solder, C.Fleming, T.Garcia, M.Cannon DE (5) T.Flowers, R.Ninkovich, D.Wise, D.Rivers, K.Ealy DT (4) M.Brown, A.Branch, L.Guy, V.Valentine ILB(3) D.Hightower, E.Roberts, D.Harris OLB(2) K.VanNoy, S.McClellin CB (5) M.Butler, S.Gilmore, C.Jones, J.Jones, E.Rowe SS (4) P.Chung,… Read more »
Neil X
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You really think they can go through a whole season with only 3 interior O-linemen?Report

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Actually 4…Report

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This is the most logical outcome right now, on paper and from the outside, and I have made the same picks.
I expect BB to get a couple of extra spots using PUP rules, as usual.
Plus: only 8 OL with 4 T means 1 backup for 3 spots on the interior. Better having some guys at least as PS players …Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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@JumboHart Number change! David Harris now No. 45. Also, Damarius Travis is now 35d. #patriotsminutia
What’s that the in the sky? The DNOM signalReport

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Reiss did a 53 man roster projection – http://www.espn.com/blog/new-england-patriots/post/_/id/4804004/main-intrigue-with-patriots-53-man-roster-projection-is-at-backup-spots

Regarding Cyrus Jones – feel bad for him because his value is returning kicks. If he can’t do that, I agree he is gone.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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Why do you assume that Reiss means returning kicks, and not covering them, when he says “special teams value”?Report

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Because that’s why he was drafted so highReport

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Forget about them. Why do YOU think that the Patriots value Cyrus Jones solely as a kick returner, and have no use for him if he isn’t one?Report

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HT not being ready to practice is a bit concerning given the history, but it’s more than likely a way to supervise his rehab and build him up slowly with full measure of Pats staff. During offseason a lot of stuff is outsourced, and you can bet with the new $ given, they want to ensure a healthy season, not a rushed TC. HT will be good, and he better be, because he’s all we can count on at LB right now. Still looking for that next guy.Report

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I think it’s just a precautionary. He’ll be good to go (at the very least the regular season), in my opinion. I’m also cautiously optimistic about David Harris. He may not be a spring chicken, but he still did well in an underperforming defense last year.Report

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Jerry Jones was quick to make an example out of Whitehead even though it could be a case of mistaken identity. On the other end he gives many chances to proven bad boys as long as they can contribute. Integrity.Report

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This would be a good time to practice that new Zen mindset.Report

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OOOOMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!Report

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Eagles sign Canadian rugby star Adam Zaruba, who has some wild highlights

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Trying to find another Ebner??Report

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im pretty sure you dont have to sign a rugby star to get another EbnerReport

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I knew someone would comment on that!!Report

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Jerry Jones looks at the Patriots as role models for dealing with suspensions

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/jerry-jones-looks-at-the-patriots-as-role-models-for-dealing-with-suspensions/Report

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Eff U, Jones. Your team is a bunch of thugs that your staff has no control of. Just about as far away from the Pats as you can get. What a bitch. We handle suspensions just like the Pats. Go screw.Report

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Maybe they shouldn’t acquire players that have off field issues.Report

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Well, the Pats tend to minimize suspensions, not try to play games with 1/10 of the roster suspended.Report

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Sources: Rose, Cavaliers agree to 1-year deal
Free-agent point guard Derrick Rose has agreed to sign a one-year deal for the veteran minimum with the Cleveland Cavaliers, league sources tell ESPN’s Chris Haynes.Report

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Zack Cox βœ” @ZackCoxNESN
With training camp just days away, the Patriots reportedly are in talks with ex-Chargers cornerback Brandon Flowers. http://nesn.com/?p=751971Report

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Not a good sign for Cyrus the virus if they sign him.Report

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Why??Report

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BB wants a floral design on defense.Report

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Makes sense.Report

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Because in BB we trustReport

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Ok πŸ™‚Report

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Hmm, pizza, fish, or delicious wild boar sausages?Report

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We’re having roasted chicken and potato salad.Report

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Gee, I do have Thursday off….Report

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Go- you can meet up with dp!!Report

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Brandon Flowers to the Pats??—————————————–>Report

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Why?Report

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There’s an open roster spot?Report

DinoScapelli
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They need a Guard.Report

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No kidding- don’t they always?Report

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Waiting for Brian Waters to come back.Report

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Is his chair still in front of his locker?Report

DinoScapelli
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Hightower is almost as unreliable as Gronk, but not as good a player.

Man, that position worries me. Why did Bill not go after a LB the last three years? And he let the one he drafted in 2013 go! This is the achilles heel of the 2017 Patriots.Report

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Hightower is the only guy I trust at LB. Hopefully Harris has one more season in the tank. After him it’s a crap shoot.Report

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I think Harris will be on the field sporadically- just like Long.Report

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Maybe the rookie will fill in nicely.Report

Calipatsfan3473
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Cowboys cut Lucky Whitehead- agent says he wasn’t even involved in the shoplifting incident.Report

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I’m waiting for Jerry to cut someone who plays.Report

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Dez??Report

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BW7cnviBcfD/

My take: Tommy has a new Aston Martin!Report

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Three!!!Report

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Actually zero- rookies and QB’s reported today.Report

DinoScapelli
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Yeah, that’s not really training camp. They are there for physicals and meetings.Report

Calipatsfan3473
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Still players in the building though!!Report

Panic Time
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TC has not even started yet and there goes the PUP report.
I will not panic…I will change my name to Zen and everthing is gonna be alright…Report

cqrun
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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless β€” like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.Report

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It’ll be fine.Report

Panic Time
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When is that supposed to happen? Week 1 against the Chiefs?Report

redemption50
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Going to try to do some cardio despite the near 100% humidity. Keep it real, Pats fansReport

cqrun
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That’s the spirit. If you are going to sweat, make sure there is a reason for it!Report

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So Jamaica upset Mexico. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!Report

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Is marijuana considered doping?Report

MasterAndCommander
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“Is there anybody out there?”
– P. FloydReport

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hugowasmyhomeboy
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Hate is strong but it’s got nothing on early Pink Floyd’s weirdness.Report

redemption50
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Afternoon MacReport

MasterAndCommander
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Hello. how goes it?Report

redemption50
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Not too shabby. Trying to stay cool like everybody else I would guessReport

MasterAndCommander
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I hear ya’.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/rafael-devers-and-20-year-old-call-ups/
Interesting Fangraphs article.
20-year olds called up since 1985: 61 (including Devers)
19-year olds: 16 (Virtually all good players, includes Trout, Harper, Griffey Jr., Pudge Rodriguez, Beltre, Gary Sheffield, Machado, Renteria, Juan Gonzalez, Andruw Jones, the two Uptons)
18 year olds: 1 (A-Rod).Report

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He can’t be much worse than what they’re sending out their every night so I’m excited to watch him. His bat should be close to being ready but I hear his glove still needs work. Seems like a panic move by the Sox but hope it works out.Report

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worth a shot.Report

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If he can swing without his belt exploding off his pants he’s an instant improvement over Pablo.Report

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LOLReport

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His rookie year wasn’t great but it’s another reminder that A-Rod was a unicornReport

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I believe he styled himself as a centaur, and has the paintings over his bed to prove it.Report

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Broncos found their QB

John Elway signs contract extension
According to Adam Schefter of ESPN, it’s a five-year contract that keeps him in Denver through the 2021 season.

πŸ™‚Report

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He’s very good at his job. Made some mistakes along the way like all GM’s but I think he’s one of the better ones out there.Report

redemption50
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Has signed some good FA’s over the years. Done some good under market extensions as well, none better than Derek Wolfe. Has a good feel for who to keep and who to let go and not overpay. Knows where to draw the line. Doesn’t make panic moves. I didn’t like him or the Broncos then or now but I think he’s a very good NFL personnel guy.Report

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FA OL Andrew Jelks will begin camp on the NFI list.Report

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AAAAARRRRGGHHH!!! They’re dropping like flies!!! And TC hasn’t even started yet!!!! Where’s Panic Time???!!!!Report

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Hightower and Branch to begin camp on PUP————————————->Report

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ruh roh?Report

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Anyone going to camp? Thinking about heading down there Thursday but don’t want to get trampled when they open the gates. Probably better off this weekend even if it’s packed.Report

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dp is going on Thursday.Report

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either Saturday or Sunday morning, likely Sat.Report

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Welp, we know what Euron’s gift to Cersei is.Report

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questions is, did they destroy Dany’s whole fleet or parts? Based on the previews, I say most if not all.Report

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Just the Greyjoy’s fleet, the other ships were going somewhere else.Report

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yeah, I wondered. Some were to head to King’s Landing, others to Casterly Rock. wasn’t sure if they had split yet.Report

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Euron is awesome. Anyone who gets the sand snakes out of the series is ok by me. Next week’s episode is gonna be lit.Report

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eh, I was looking forward to the sand snakes battling the Mountain.Report

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Screw the sand snakes. The Hound has to be the one to defeat the Mountain.Report

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True, but he’s heading north while the Mountain stays south. Next 3 episodes should tell a lot.

I still think Sam and Jorah have more roles to play. Looking forward to the Arya- Sansa reunion. Still think the direwolves show up again…influenced by Bran.Report

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Ya I’m good with Sam for a while. Those 2 scenes he’s been in so far this season have been disgusting. But yeah the rest of this season should be crazy.Report

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The Dallas OutlawsReport

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So what else is new?Report

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Morata! I have come to terms to like the signing.Report

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Very good signing IMO, i think he is better for Chelsea than Diego CostaReport

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I would be thrilled!Report

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@RapSheet #Cowboys WR Lucky Whitehead was charged with misdemeanor petty larceny in VA in June, per court records. He failed to appear on July 6.
while we’re on the subject of theft crimesReport

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Sounds like he did an ODB – wonder if he was stealing women’s high heels too? LOLReport

Saturn III
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Lucky Whitehead was arrested, good grief the Cowboys are passing the Ravens and Cincy in arrests LOLReport

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Report: Clayton Kershaw expected to miss 4-6 weeks after initial diagnosis on injured backReport

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I expect the LAD to trade for Yu Darvish now.Report

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Hi knuckle HeadsReport

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HI NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Report

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Caps lock season is approachingReport

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IT’S STILL SUPER BOWL LI EFFECT πŸ™‚Report

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On right now.Report

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Why the Raiders, Giants & Texans are the Patriots Biggest Threat in 2017 | GMFB | NFL Network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ElHsmwuLRc

I just posted this, because Kay Adams is involved πŸ™‚Report

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I’m not buying the Texans anymore. Good defense, and I know they played us tough in the playoffs, but their QB situation is still in flux, and the Titans and Colts are improving. Heck, the Jags might be improving too.

Giants are about due. Maybe the Pats get their 19-0 against the Giants this time around?

I’m definitely buying the Raiders. That game in Azteca is gonna be yuuuuuugeReport

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NYG O line must improve for them to move forward, its their Achilles heel.Report

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Dramatic video shows Starbucks customer fighting off armed robber
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Gotta respect the principles, but damn that was a bad ideaReport

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Probably trying to impress a barista.Report

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He was stabbed in the neck, although he is ok nowReport

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The world could use more people who are willing to get stabbed in the neck, to stop a guy from stealing some change that is presumably covered by the retailers insurance anyway.Report

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Who is the best NBA player from your state?

New Hampshire: Matt Bonner

Runners-up: No other NBA players born in New Hampshire

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/photos/who-is-the-best-nba-player-from-your-state/31/Report

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Neat list – NY is best repped, didn’t know Shaq and Worm are from Jersey too. I lol’d at AC Green for some reason.Report

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This one is so funny πŸ™‚Report

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Pedro Rodriguez Injury vs David Ospina – Chelsea vs Arsenal 2-0 – 22/07/2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUpZKDyNK8Y

Concussion + multiple fractures in the faceReport

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He’ll be back in 10 days they said, looked brutal at first though.Report

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Giacomino da Recanati

https://v.gd/5ZUCh6

BB will not have a lot of help from outside in keeping the players to stick to some of his principles …

β€’ DON’T BELIEVE OR FUEL THE HYPE
β€’ MANAGE EXPECTATION
β€’ IGNORE THE NOISEReport

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I was a bit annoyed at him for pimping “NO DAYS OFF!” at the parade. It was forced and obviously a $ grab for licensing.Report

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You guys get annoyed by the weirdest things lolReport

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well, Kraft is still the boss, after allReport

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Camp is here!!Report

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Hello Muddah, Hello FaddahReport

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but is Cali’s muddah a muddah?Report

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The correct response is, “Greetings from camp, Hiawatha”Report

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I thought the correct version was:
“Greetings from Camp, Marijuana
Crack is good here….coke is better.
I’m so high I can barely write this letter”

At least in 5th grade, that was the correct version πŸ™‚Report

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oh yeah, right, sorry.

something about Downey fabric softener?Report

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Funny that LeBron’s camp was behind the Irving trade request leak.
Bron-Bron gets to bail on Cleveland twice, but Irving is the bad guy?Report

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The trade I would push if I were Cleveland:

Knicks get Irving and Dragan Bender
Suns get Iman Shumpert, Tristan Thompson and Frank Ntilinka
Cavs get Melo, Eric Bledsoe and Tyson Chandler

Bledsoe-LBJ-Melo-Love-Chandler
Calderon-JR Smith-Jeff Green- Frye

All in and then see if BronBron can walk from that team next yearReport

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Knicks not giving up nearly enough to get back Irving AND Bender. Melo and the rookie don’t have enough value right now to get such a return. Maybe for just Irving and that’s still an underpay, imo.Report

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My suspicion is that all these “Irving wants out” stuff is the players (specifically LeBron) pressuring Cleveland’s ownership into spending more money and making his preferred moves.
Where the hell is Kyrie going to go anyway? No room in Golden State. Anyone forcing their way out of Cleveland right now doesn’t add up in terms of winning the most games possible.Report

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Holy cow is this wrong. LeBron wants out of Cleveland, and is going to use “bad ownership” as his excuse to bail after this season. The last thing he needs is for the fans to think ownership gave him everything he asked for.Report

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At 25 and with a ring already, some guys main concern may not be about “winning”.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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Yeah, he might want to go somewhere else to pad his stats and be the man. But he’s not going to find a better situation than Cleveland. The Cavaliers lost 1 game in the EC playoffs.Report

MrScratch
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And then got spanked in the Finals. And they bring back the same team, and GS brings back the same team. And Boston has gotten better. The Cavs window is starting to close.

If Cleveland has a decision between Irving and James– it’s a tough decision.Report

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Got spanked in the finals by Golden State. But neither Irving or James can go to Golden State.
James is 32 and has as much mileage as anyone in NBA history already. He can’t afford to spend a year or two waiting for GS to go away. Cleveland as constituted has the best chance of knocking off GS this year, and likely next as well.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to see the Cavs blown up. But there’s no obvious situations in the west that they could join and put over the top.Report

rondo723
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Irving reportedly wants the type of respect that John Wall and Damian Lillard are getting around the league and outside of it. Those guys aren’t respected for all of the championships they’ve won. Lillard hasn’t been out of the second round.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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If this Cavs spontaneous combustion happens, we’re in the drivers seat. It’s unbelievable.Report

HunterCenter
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nah, Hawks baby! They’ve positioned themselves perfectly to take advantage of this.

LOLReport

Jdog Lemon Head
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I mentioned it the other day that Lebron will get a pass since he can blame it on Kyrie if Lebron bolts Cleveland next year. Where was it reported that it was Lebron’s camp that leaked it?Report

bring
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ESPN

Irving’s camp blames LeBron’s for leak.

Stephen A. Smith says Kyrie’s camp is “disgusted” because they believe LeBron’s people leaked the trade request news.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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USA today is predicting we go 16-0. Pundits love us.Report

MrScratch
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Eh… 16-0 doesn’t matter. 3-0 is all that matters.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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And that’s what makes their offseason adds (Cooks, another run/pass RB in Burkhead) so intriguing. More ways to go no huddle and pick apart a team in a big game.
You know they’ll have some Cooks as a RB gadget plays on ice for the deep playoffs.Report

MrScratch
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Well.outside of DL it may be one of the most stacked rosters in the post cap era.Report

Giacomino da Recanati
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Giacomino da Recanati

Pass rush will be a hot topic to monitor during the season. The biggest question mark at this point.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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On paper it is, no doubt. But as I’ve written about on here, I’m pretty confident that Rivers is going to clear that up sooner rather than later.Report

HunterCenter
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especially with the Secondary we have. The QB pressure will be there one way or another this season.Report

bring
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Anything to put pressure on the Pats. No one outside of New England wants to see them win again.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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….And it’s happening. Devers promoted, starting tomorrow. About 25 days sooner than Bogaerts was in 2013. Will be the youngest player in the majors by 8 months.Report

Jdog Lemon Head
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How do you feel about this? I see lots of people mad and think it’s too soon.Report

hugowasmyhomeboy
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Seems like a no-brainer to me. See if he can play an average 3rd base before trading for an average 3rd baseman.Report

MasterAndCommander
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WAKE UP!!!! It’s Monday!!!Report

Dingo
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DINGOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!! Free kick, Jamaica at the 88th minute!Report

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